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good charlotte

1. A melodramatic group of legal "adults" (The term "adults" is applied loosely) with a pedophile for a lead whiner who, three gold albums and a couple million dollars later, are still trying to pass their lives off as harsh and uncaring. Utilizing events that supposedly happened ten years ago (in the upper middle class suburbs while being popular football and baseball jocks and being elected prom king) that "real" people, as they want to pass themselves off as "real", would have gotten over by now. "Composing" (Another term applied loosely) "songs" (The last loosely applied term) about relationships with the opposite sex that never happened, but it's always fun to bitch about how you don't get women when fourteen year old cheerleaders wet themselves everytime they type "o,MaH,gAwD,i,WuD,hAv,JoElZ,bAbI,gUd,ShArLoTe,RoX,pUnXz,WtFoMGlOlRoFlMaO1!1!" in their myspace and, sadly enough, would given the opportunity.

2. A group that uses their Dad as an excuse for making shitty music.
1. "I was never popular,
Unless you count being on the baseball team,
and being elected prom king,
Live sucked,
unless you count the fact that I lived in a well-to-do suburb,
Girls have cooties,
except the ones that laid me the other night,
it turns out that they just have VD."

2. The reason we suck so bad is because our dad left us to fend for ourselves, two years before we graduated.
by FTHECC September 16, 2005
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good charlotte

Plain and simple, they're a band.
Made up of Joel & Benji Madden, Paul Thomas, and Billy Martin at the moment.
Like any normal people, they shift and evolve in their styles and such. It's human. Each of them has a rather distinct fashion, ranging from brilliant liberty spikes to shiny hip-hop get-ups.
They're being themselves, exploring their tastes and enjoying themselves, trying on every look just like you did in front of your mirror. For GC, though, we're the mirror.

They're not poseurs, because they're only claiming to be Good Charlotte. Indeed their musical style's just teeming pop and punk and whatever. It's not quite so condensed into such nimrodical labels.
True, they sing about sucky lives while right now we'd all like to be in their place in a happy little mansion-type place, but they did used to be living their words. It's not like they've completely ground out all memories. They can relate to so many, because countless people these days lack money, lost a family member, whatever. It's not like you'd go and continue sitting in a cardboard box (hush up, obviously an exaggeration, don't jump on me yet) if you had the chance to totally improve your lifestyle just by doing what you adore.

No, they're not just MTV clones for preppy losers. I only know perhaps three people who like Good Charlotte. Everyone else simply despises them. And out of these people, I only know one closely -- one of the others, I know, used to be lovely and herself and rather preppy, but has succumbed to ICP and stereotypical black hair. But the one I do know does indeed lead a sucky life, but exudes utter love for Good Charlotte, plus many others who she genuinely appreciates, such as the Sex Pistols, Green Day, and The Killers especially. My friend's got a mom who recently broke her door she was so damn upset at "how fucking ugly your face is," an alcoholic father who doesn't hold stuff back ("Why the fuck are you dressed up like that? You look ridiculous, you look like a freak."), a whore of a sister. Honestly, very few people like her at school. Very few. The rest find her bizarre, don't get her sense of humor ("No, I am a lesbian." "From now on I'll call people who are idiots fruitstands, ha." "NO MEGAN NO."), disgusting, perhaps. She's definitely not pretty, not skinny, none of that. Plus she's currently living in a literal little trailer park. Fun.
What I'm saying is, go make your fucking judgments, don't soak up what you hear here, about the mindless hypocrisy and whiny attitudes of bands you most likely don't know a goddamned thing about.
"Wtf, Good Charlotte blows." -- someone who has heard perhaps one song, loved it, and discarded it because everyone else has (namely this guy Dylan)

"SHUT UP YOU FAT FUCKING WHORECUNT." -- the enraged reply of a certain someone to something along the lines of "What if Joel was hit by a bus?"

"omg benjy maddin is sooooo hotttt!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1111111111" -- the unfortunate imbecile's opinion
by Music = Life April 15, 2006
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good charlotte

a band that rocks! they have come a long way and their songs actually mean something.

(unlike lots of crap u get about having sex and grieviously injuring people because they arent 'cool' or 'popular')

call them whatever u want- they dont need any sterotyped label- they r just good at what they do and want to do good 2 the world- eva heard 'hold on' or 'thankyou mom' or read the thankyous in their cd covers.

2 ne1 who stopped likin them because joel started goin out with hilary u suck!

and i no lotsa u idiots out there h8 them because u dont want ur friends 2 think u suck- u suck harder.
person 1: good charlotte is the greatest band in existence!

person 2: yeh i was trying 2 kill myself until u told me 2 go 2 blastro and watch their 'hold on' clip. it changed my life.

person 1: lets go to their concert next time they come near here

Person 2: yeh!
by me-me-me December 28, 2005
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good charlotte

A really great band.Except for some people think they are in it for the money because they dont read the freaking thank you letters at the end of the lyric books.Everyone who thinks this,U SUCK!!
Good Charlotte??Oh yeah,thats that great punk-rock band.
by RiotGirl24 May 13, 2005
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good charlotte

the best fucken band to ever live! they will always be better than all other bands. all people who hate good charlotte suck big hairy nuts!
by amber May 13, 2005
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good charlotte

a band that seems most of the population seems to fight over whatever music they do play, if its emo or punk, or something else. they also seem to have a lot of people think that they suck and complain when they could let the people make up their own minds.
they originated from the D.C. area. their drummers have changed over the years. made three albums. fourth one is in progress. band members - Joel and Benj Madden, Billy Martin, Paul Thomas.
one person- I hate good charlotte. They suck.
another person - they're not even punk.
third person - if you hate them so much, shut up.
by supergirl2112 July 29, 2008
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good charlotte

A very talanted band which is sometimes unfortunately associated with posers since all the scene kids saw it on MTV.
However, not all GC fans are teeny boppers who think "oMgzz I lyk Luff GC im sOoOoO hardxcore ay?"
There is a substantially large fan base who have been Good Charlotte fans since the very beginning before MTV and have stuck with them the entire way through (like myself).
The true fans arent the scene kids, posers, teeny boppers or whatever, they are the ones who have liked them from the beginning, and not because their friends think its cool.
true fan: "i've loved Good Charlotte from the beginning. They are truly talented individuals"

poseur/teeny boppes:"LYK OMGZ I LUFF GOOD CHARLOTTE IM SOO HARDXCORE"
by xox-star-xox May 13, 2006
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