you're gonna hate me, but

Something you never want anyone to say. Whenever you hear this, you should run because, you know it's going to be something bad. When someone says this, they often did something they know will make you upset. They confess using this simple yet awful phrase.

You're gonna hate me, but I used all of the shampoo.
You're gonna hate me, but I took all of your toilet paper.
You're gonna hate me, but, I ate your leftover Subway.
You're gonna hate me, but I lost your dog.

by Budgii October 15, 2018

ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe

What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.

$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.

by running out of patience January 19, 2008

Still Gonna Send It

When you wake up from a nap, you're still kinda tired... Your pals have warned you that this isn't a good idea. Your GF/BF is crying saying 'Baby please don't do this!!'. Your mum is on the phone screaming 'We love you! You don't need to prove yourself!'.

All you have to gain are significant 'LAD' points. You have your family home, entire bank balance and your dignity on the line.

You know it's stupid, it doesn't even make sense. But... are you fucking silly bro?

I'M STILL GONNA SEND ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

'are you silly bro? I'm still gonna send it'

by PowerPlop2876 May 25, 2018

I'm gonna tan your hide

It means someone is going to give someone else a hard spanking probably using a belt or strap. The phrase was used to indicate strong punishment by an authority figure over a child.

"If I catch you drinking or gambling again, I'm gonna tan your hide, young man!"

My Pa would say 'he's gonna tan my hide' if he caught me smoking this pipe.

by Old Timer December 23, 2013

Gunnar Gehl

An amazing sweet human being who cares about his fans. His only form of communication is insta hearts, the fire emoji, :)), and “love”. He is also a Californian surfer dude.

Gunnar Gehl is so soft and talented

Listen to heartbeat by Gunnar Gehl on YouTube

by Givegunnargehljustice February 18, 2019

didnt-study-gonna-fail

An interjection rapidly uttered by unprepared students, often the day of or prior to a large test or assignment.

Teacher: Are we all prepared for today's test?

Student: No.

Teacher: And why not?

Student: Didnt-study-gonna-fail.

by AlwaysHiding April 11, 2010

“I’m gonna chug this all on him”

It’s something that you or someone else would say when they are about to blow up someone’s 70 year old crippled Italian uncle (called “Tio” most of the time) with 5-20 pounds of C4 during a family reunion.

“I’m gonna chug this all on him” - is a kind of a sentence that automatically makes you a menace to the entirety of Italy.
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!

by GoofyAhhUncleTio May 22, 2022