Golfsexual

A golfsexual identifies as being in a intimate relationship with the game of golf.

Due to be golfsexual needs I need to feel 18 holes of golf.

by Pnda007 July 9, 2021

golfish

adj. A term describing any golf-like event that is desperately attempting to pump up interest in golf.

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I’d watch Tiger Woods driving balls off John Daly’s belly, but it isn’t golf.

No, but it is golfish.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

golfishry

golfishry is the practice of having no friends and being emo

jim was comitting golfishry

by notjimreal February 18, 2023

golfist

Someone who shares a passion for golf but can’t play it for shit

I’m a golfist

by anonymous July 20, 2024

Golfsplanation

When a golfer hits a bad shot or a bad putt and then makes excuses for the result even though the rest of the group knows it’s because he/she is a shitty golfer.

Jimmy spends more time golfsplaining why he’s missed every putt he’s looked at than he does playing. He has a golfsplanation for everything.

by McFlyJones June 6, 2024

Gofast

Gofast is Twin Cities, Minnesota slang for Methamphetamine.

I offered this tweaker at the bus stop my last Newport, and he was so grateful he pulled out these rocks to ask me "You tryna gofast?" I politely declined, just as another homeless man shouts "IS THAT SOME GOFAST?! LETS GOFAST!!"

by Laikadawg January 20, 2026