Golfers Ass

Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece

Tyler: I just shot 95 and I also got Golfers Ass what a disaster
Tom: Dude!

by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006

golf gypsy

Extremely or excessively sensitive.

"what's jenna crying for again?"
"no idea, she's just a golf gypsy"
"word!"

by Ian Rush September 4, 2006

Golfran

Egotistical small dicked bastard, born and bred in rural mexico. Inept at pleasing a woman due to lack of penis size.

did you have sex with him?
no he was a fucken Golfran

by killjoy009 January 10, 2011

republican golf

When your shots keep going to the right, aka, a slice

I can't cure this slice. I've been playing republican golf all day.

by golferman1970 December 30, 2010

Record Golf

Record Golf is a sport with rules similar to frisbee golf, but is played with anything that plays music. Pretty much the illest sport in the world, its cornerstones are Freedom, America, William Wallace, Matt Damon, and JD's Restaurant.

Record Golf is what its like when Love falls in love.

Example 1
Person 1- "Hey wanna go Play Frisbee Golf?"
Person 2 - "No thanks, I'm American."

Example 2
Person 1- "The prisoner wishes to say a word"
Person 2- "Freeeeeeedooooommmmmmmm"

Example 3
Canadian- "Let's play hockey and experience snow"
French person - "Wi Wi, our food is awful"
Australian - "G'day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbie"
Matt Damon- "MATT DAMON!!!!"
William Wallace- "Freeeeeedooooommmmmm"
American- "Well said William, Well said"

Example 4
Record Golf>Frisbee Golf

by Freedom OR DIE May 24, 2011

Golfclap

Golfclap, is the clapping you hear in golfing tournaments. Generally people clap because of courtesy, and tradition, so it lacks any real feeling of excitement.

"You clap half-heartedly, clearly unimpressed."
"Ted talked about his achievements with ladies last night.. Golfclap."

by Redsnapp February 14, 2009

Golf Cart Popo

the name for the police who roam around in a golfcart because they are not good enough for a policecar. usually very fat, these are the original doughnut breed. the lowest part of a police force, they can easily be evaded

those golf cart popo cant even catch those kids running from them.

thats because they are slower than fuck.

yeah, they must have failed many police tests to become a low golf cart popo

by tyboogey September 20, 2009