pulling a Goldberg

When a hot girl touches a guy a lot until he gets a massive erection which is noticable by all. This would then necessitate the use of a large object to cover it up.

girl scratching and rubbing a males back...
Guy: (orgasmically) uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh... I think I'm pulling a goldberg!!
girl: oh man (laughing as she walks)

by hotchick420 July 6, 2009

Whoopi Goldberg'd

(verb) (\ˈgōl(d)-ˌbərg-d\)
Also known as: Goldberg'd, Goldberged, Goldberging

Derived from the viral video in which Bill O'Rielly's conservative opinion drives Whoopi Goldberg into a nonsensical frenzy and she walks off "The View".

To become so flustered, confused, speechless, and enraged over a specific topic of discussion or event, that one literally storms out of the room in an indignant and wrathful cloud of smoke and fire. See rage quit.

1. When his public policy class began discussing gay marriage and its benefits in society, he Whoopi Goldberg'd his way right out the door.

2. "I can't this shit anymore... I'm Goldberging it."

by OHBobSaget November 2, 2010

whoopi goldberg

exclaiming the famous actresses name while jizzing after being jacked off with chocolate syrup, preferably nestle chocolate syrup hardening shell brand.

R: did you hear about Adam the other day?
Example:
J: what about Adam?
R: he whoopi goldberged Becca right in front of an audience.
J: Oh yeah i was there.

Example:
Timothy was about to whoopi goldberg Gertrude but he didnt make it in time and the chocolate shell hardened.

by whoopiiiiii12 May 15, 2009

Josh Goldberg

Josh Goldberg is funny, caring, nice, determined, sweet, thoughtful, hot, attractive, and a good friend. Josh Goldberg isn't one of those people that you just know, he is one of those guys you wanna be with and cherish every moment you talk. If you are ever lucky enough to date Josh Goldberg, then love him with all of your heart and never let him go. Josh will always include you and he cares about you. He will always make you laugh. He's also really good at sports. His perfect hair, smile, and attitude are always great to have around. Josh Goldberg doesn't just walk into your life, he leaves footprints on your heart. Josh Goldberg doesn't care if your ugly, pretty, tall, short, skinny, fat, black, white, yellow, dumb, or smart, if you're nice to him, that's all that matters. We can all learn a little bit from Josh Goldberg everyday. Josh Goldberg is very outgoing and friendly.

I must be the luckiest girl in the world to be dating Josh Goldberg!

by unicorns13 June 23, 2011

Goldberged

Getting screwed by a short, limp dick.

Joshua was very disappointed when he got goldberged after his date.

by Tara Neal March 3, 2008

Rube Goldberg

(Verb) To slack off for 4 weeks on a school project while the competition works for the entire time straigt. The night before the project is due have one group member take it home put some crap together and barely make a working project, the next day, at the big competition between many schools, your project wins first place while the other groups project crashes and burns. Your project later falls apart on the bus ride home.

I totally pulled a Rube Goldberg out of my ass on that one, 1st place up in here.

by sander and drill April 19, 2006

whoopi goldberg

To have had meagre success, only to be universally hated soon after.

David Blaine is so Whoopi Goldberg

by Brain McFadden September 16, 2005