What a person known for indulging in many sexual acts is said to have, meaning alot of STD's. While not an actual STD, it's an urban legend about an STD only carried by whores/ sluts/ prostitutes/ yersister/ barsluts.
Joe, "Hey man, did you hear about what that slut Betty did at the party Friday night?"
John, "Nope, I sure didn't."
Joe, "It turned into a fuckin 14 on 1 gangbang, man!"
John, "Well, holy mother fuckmeat, that whore must have gohnasyphaherpalaids by now!"
John, "Nope, I sure didn't."
Joe, "It turned into a fuckin 14 on 1 gangbang, man!"
John, "Well, holy mother fuckmeat, that whore must have gohnasyphaherpalaids by now!"
by Mike The Skunk October 2, 2005
Get the gohnasyphaherpalaids mug.My childhood word for penis that my mother got from somewhere or invented. I've never heard this word in any other context and have no idea where she got it from. I'm also too embarrassed to ask her about it.
by jlovato August 22, 2006
Get the goonk goonk mug.A slang term used in the world of Cyberpunk 2077, usually referring to a smooth brained individual who either says, or does, something that is extremely fucking stupid.
Johnny: C'mon V, smoke a cig for me. I need nicotine.
V: Sorry Johnny, I kill 300 people a day, but smoking is where I draw the line.
Johnny: You fucking gonk.
V: Sorry Johnny, I kill 300 people a day, but smoking is where I draw the line.
Johnny: You fucking gonk.
by daveycrockett3 December 16, 2020
Get the Gonk mug.A person that's half Korean and half Chinese. The term comes from Gook (a derogatory term for Koreans) and Chink (a derogatory term for Chinese or Asians in general). It is not meant as an insult as it is actually a nickname.
Can also be called "Chook", another, different mashup of "Gook" and "Chink".
Can also be called "Chook", another, different mashup of "Gook" and "Chink".
by IAMGOINK March 8, 2010
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by the gonkster September 24, 2008
Get the gonkish mug.A disease found in people who have child-like interests, often located in people with obsessions over unicorns,miraculous lady bug and animal laughs (specifically donkey laughs). Can also be found in people who hate everything.
Symptoms: stupidity,belive in the existence of unicorns,mental disturbance,cocky attitude,questioning everything,urge to argue,the dislike of everything
Symptoms: stupidity,belive in the existence of unicorns,mental disturbance,cocky attitude,questioning everything,urge to argue,the dislike of everything
After Charlotte noticed how Avery was behaving, she realised her friend had endured a severe case of gonknacey (r.i.p Avery)
by Batman26 November 28, 2018
Get the Gonknacey mug.An "informal" version of the word ganked; to get destroyed when you have the least bit of an advantage, often due to being over powered by a squad of assholes; frequently used by people who play too much Dark Souls and are fucking annoying
"YAAAAAAA JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH, YOU'RE ASS JUST GOT GONKED by all 3 of us! YOU SUCK n0o0o0b and stand NO chance! Can't wait to put this on youtube!!!!!"
by gyaradocious September 5, 2019
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