Hobknocker

a person who fucks hobbits and knocks them up

You are a hobknocker

by jizzamen July 10, 2009

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A type of "lazy girl hairstyle" in which girls put a fanned out bun directly on top of their head.

Shawna is rocking a hobknocker today, she must have woken up late.

by HobknockerPolice January 26, 2012

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hobknocker

Having sex with a hobo. Gross and illigal,

U hobknocker!

by noob2662 June 17, 2009

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A male that sleeps with highly unattractive females, whether it be through a fetish for uglies or just an inability to get a better standard of sexual partner. Similar to a chubby chaser except a grotknocker cares not for weight, he only cares that the woman is so repugnant hardly anyone else will stoop to the level, even chubby chasers might refuse the level a grotknocker would happily take home.

There's (male name) with yet another minger, I swear he's a full time grotknocker.

by Hull-LadTW78 November 28, 2019

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Someone creepy dude attacks you with his penis because he wants too make sure that you face the consequences for what you did.

There was a man that was really angry at a woman, so he told the woman to get in the room and loud smacking noises came out of the room like slapping noises. Turns out their child came in and sall what mommy and daddy were doing. Daddy was smacking his penis on mommy's face too make sure she doesn't make the same mistake again. So daddy for the rest of his life was referred to a hobknocker

by Hobknocker by rex king June 27, 2021

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