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Glumping

To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.
John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.
by Original Fritz November 13, 2006
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grumpkin

a short, trollish, bitch that everyone hates. She's annoying, ugly, and the kinda girl you would love to punch in the face...repeatedly.
Brandon's girlfriend is such a grumpkin.
by clayton September 20, 2004
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grumpkin

A woman no taller than five feet three inches tall and more than a few pounds overweight who would be cute if she lost a little weight. Often seen truck-truck-truckin' around.
Oh, there goes that lil' grumpkin truckin' around campus again.
by Marc November 17, 2003
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Grumpkins

Steve: Dude, I was on the Blumpkin Bus yesterday and i totally got Multiple Grumpkins from that Solid gold Hobot
by shabunia February 13, 2009
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grumpkin

a mixture of a grundle grab and a knuckle butt fuck. it can be quite stimulating if used correctly
the wrestler used the grumpkin technique to score a reversal.
i blew my wad as soon as that filthy slut gave me a grumpkin.
by the cool breeze September 8, 2006
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grumpkin

Describes sosmeone who suddenly turns extremely and uncharacteristically grumpy at night, particularly after midnight. Word evolved from pumpkin - someone who suddenely turns sleepy at midnight.
Watch out - after midnight she turns into a grumpkin!
by Grumpkin April 30, 2006
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Grumpkin

It's actually where you get a girl to swallow a load of semen, then you punch her really hard in the stomach and she throws up on ur dick.
Ya that bitch was suckin my dick so hard but she bit it, so i gave her a grumpkin...and she puked out her lunch.
by Joe May 13, 2005
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