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Gluomday

Gluomday - the 8th day of the week.
Chronically misunderstood, Gluomday has 89 minutes in an hour. It comes after Monday and people tend to get cravings for Tabasco hot sauce on the day.
Roberts: "Hey, what day is it tomorrow?"
Ashfaq: "It's Gluomday tomorrow."
by thej42 February 7, 2023
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Glucose

The most potent chemical known to humankind.
It was discovered in trace amounts of ALL of the people who were in cancer.
93% of who were exposed to this toxin are dead.
The survivers will also die.
The human body, when introduced this toxin stockpiles it in the liver, making it hard to get out of the body.
Few people have the ability to excrete this substance, some genetically.
Some organisms which have adapted have a strange thing called 'mitochondria' are able to break down this substance, breaking down two adenosine triphosphate molecules into adenosine diphosphate and deadly phosphoric acid.
It is also known to help the reproduction of mosquitoes.
It aids the process of losing DNA information at the end of the chain.
Unlike cyanide, there is no known antidote.

I warn you not to get close to this material, as it can slowly kill you.
If you have been contaminated, such as I am, you will die for sure.
Some chemicals are made to toxic glucose by digestive juices, so beware.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
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glodowski

The word to describe a person that is in favour o using curse language and
sexually oriented jokes and a walking dictionary of all mostly abusive sex
positions
Another joke like this and i`ll turn into glodowski in no time !
by Mike124321 January 28, 2009
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glutorexic

one characterized by eating enormous amounts of food yet not gaining any weight.
I can't believe she can eat all that and still look so good.....she must be glutorexic.
by quitessential he May 25, 2009
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glutorious

lots of butts gathering in one area
"The music sucked at that party but it was pretty glutorious so it all evened out."

"Damn, the library was so glutorious today, i could have "read" for hours"
by funked out April 11, 2010
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Glumorous

A term used to define someone who used to be elegant and classy, but has since succumbed to the evils of gluttony and slothfulness.
Kirstie Alley used to be hot when she was on Jenny Craig, now she is just glumorous.
by Brendanbot5000 December 31, 2012
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