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Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021
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Glass of Juice

What Hitler said before he sent some people to a camp for a fun time.
Jews can be orange, with, or sadly black.... oh Glass of Juice?!?!
by mytrumpeteatstuff May 19, 2015
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glass cellar

The area of the workforce that women don't want to be part of, such as digging, road construction, garbage dumping, etc. as oppose to glass ceiling jobs such as, being CEO, chairman, congressman, president, and all that good stuff. Due to political correctness, it's harder for men to get most medium paying jobs, so some are stuck under the glass cellar. basically men dominate both extremes of the spectrum.
They put more cracks in the glass ceiling than they did in the glass cellar.
by smashdummies December 24, 2012
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10 glass

A 700ml bottle of spirit, in Ireland a shot is 35ml, hence 10 doubles is 700ml.
"Get yourself a 10 glass and drink til you cant see."
by Danny Sexbang November 5, 2013
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pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.
Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?
by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006
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Alice Glass

lead vocalist/lyricist of Crystal Castles. She is one bamf.
Alice Glass is fucking awesome! You have to see Crystal Castles live!!
by baconj06 March 29, 2012
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alex gaskarth

The amazingly gorgeous frontman for All Time Low. Most people think he's a manwhore.
Girl #1:Alex Gaskarth is so hot!
Girl #2: I heard that he's a manwhore.
Girl #1: Who cares?!?
by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008
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