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Gib

To get in bed (G.I.B.). Gib can be used in a variety of ways. One might gib somebody by thoroughly owning them. One might feel "gibby" late at night or after a large meal of fatty meats. Sometimes, people just need to gib. In such instances, it is your responsibility to inform them of this. The penalty for failing to gib is to be grounded.

The opposite of gibbing is goobing (Get Out of Bed). Life is nothing more than a cycle of gibbing and goobing.
You need to get off the computer and gib, or you're going to be grounded.

I feel so gibby after eating all that fried chicken.
by C-gibs July 13, 2009
mugGet the Gibmug.

Gib

v. To stick your old man up a goose's arse and slam its head in a drawer.
Hi ho, hi ho, I'm off to gib a goose
by ProxyMines November 5, 2010
mugGet the Gibmug.

Gib

The outdated term for goose. It was phased out in the 1960's due to the popularity of fairy tales, such as Jack and the Beanstalk.
Guy 1: Dude, I just saw that gib over there eat some bread.
Guy 2: Wait, by 'gib' do you mean goose?
Guy 1: Yes.
by dethklok8 August 18, 2018
mugGet the Gibmug.

GIB

GIB ~ GREAT IN BED.
wow, she's GIB !
by FLOgirl January 27, 2010
mugGet the GIBmug.

gibbed

(1) gibbed - (verb {past tense})
1. Any act in which a person or persons get screwed over without their knowledge or consent. The victim, not for a lack of knowlegde is played and are generally unaware of the fact that they have been screwed over. The act is usually accompanied by the 'gibber' throwing up their hands and a)laughing or b)saying something to the effect of "Fuck it, I'm out" when the gibbing is revealed.
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(2.a) gib (noun)
A small metal or wooden wedge used for keeping a machine part in place.
(2.b)(gibbed, gibbing) verb
To secure with a gib.
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Etymology: 18c.
(1) 'Buddy A' is left at the table in the eyeline of a watching bartender as he sees 'Buddy B' and 'Buddy C' take off out of the bar without paying their share of the tab, having left the table in the guise of hitting the bathroom before leaving the establishment. 'Buddy A' has been gibbed.
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(2) That machine was shaking quite a bit, but its better now that its been gibbed.
by whiskymack September 22, 2005
mugGet the gibbedmug.

Gibbing

not inclined to exert oneself, disposed to idleness.
Just stop Gibbing;
by NowTHEN January 5, 2009
mugGet the Gibbingmug.

Gib

Telling someone to stop something while you have a mouthfull of food or coffee.
by Nina August 5, 2004
mugGet the Gibmug.

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