A sexy latin stallion who treats his woman like a princess. He is a man driven by passion, and love. He is a strong, compassionate romantic. A jack of all trades. Skillful and thought provoking. The man of any woman's dreams but likes to screw with other peoples mind by giving them affection, hopes and then taking it ALL away!!! Striving to be known and organize events to mingle socially
So he pulled a Carlos Garcia on you and your best-friends?
Your so lucky to be with Carlos Garcia
Are you going to Carlos Garcia event tomorrow night?
Your so lucky to be with Carlos Garcia
Are you going to Carlos Garcia event tomorrow night?
by LAman22 November 12, 2010
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James: Can i go use the restroom
Mr.Garcia: No go sit down
James: Please i need to go ill be real quick
Mr.Garcia: I said no
James: Stop being a Mr.Garcia.
Mr.Garica: *Writes Referral*
Mr. Garcia
Mr.Garcia: No go sit down
James: Please i need to go ill be real quick
Mr.Garcia: I said no
James: Stop being a Mr.Garcia.
Mr.Garica: *Writes Referral*
Mr. Garcia
by Mr. Garcia Himself March 2, 2019
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Garchomp @ Yache Berry
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 255 Atk/255 Spe
- Dragon Claw/Outrage
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
- Fire Fang
With just one swords dance, this Pokemon is capable of OHKOing the vast majority of Pokemon and 2HKOing the rest of them. He has one of the highest attack stats of non-ubers and just enough speed to outrun Pokemon like Salamence, as well as a HP stat that is well above average. He only has two weakness and with a Yache berry, he can even overcome (in many cases) his 4x weakness to ice attacks. If you do not have a reliable Garchomp counter in your team, be prepared to lose a lot of matches, as it is, according to Smogon, the most overused Pokemon in the game. There has even been some debate as to whether he should be considered uber, as he really is that good.
Garchomp @ Yache Berry
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 255 Atk/255 Spe
- Dragon Claw/Outrage
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
- Fire Fang
With just one swords dance, this Pokemon is capable of OHKOing the vast majority of Pokemon and 2HKOing the rest of them. He has one of the highest attack stats of non-ubers and just enough speed to outrun Pokemon like Salamence, as well as a HP stat that is well above average. He only has two weakness and with a Yache berry, he can even overcome (in many cases) his 4x weakness to ice attacks. If you do not have a reliable Garchomp counter in your team, be prepared to lose a lot of matches, as it is, according to Smogon, the most overused Pokemon in the game. There has even been some debate as to whether he should be considered uber, as he really is that good.
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