jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

Gerked

I group of people who are autistic and beat normies up.

Watch out its the Gerked group!

by Eric Burke December 14, 2018

gerk

Means to untie, unzip, unvelcro. Can be used to replace these words.

Your fly is gerked.
Don't gerk my shoe.
Raquel keeps gerking my lunchbox.

by TheAllKnowingFairyGodmother February 27, 2018

Gerk

Twerking of a penis.

I’ll send you a gerk video later tonight.

by ASTREER$ July 20, 2023

Gerke

A beautiful and strong women, with a hilarious sense of humor. A person, who spreads love and comfort. A person, who thrives with their intelligence and intellect.

Gerke is a beautiful women.

by TheoneandonlyL.H. November 25, 2021

Gerk Jerkin'

when you jerk off with vinegar.

When you get named Gerk Jerkin' on discord

Adam: Have you tried jerking off with vinegar? the tingles are rather pleasant

Scott: I've been Gerk Jerkin' all my life

by Spoonyl0ve October 26, 2020