Sweaty geoffrey

When an individual deficates in a gym sock and proceeds to smack an unsuspecting victim in the face with said sock

Leroy never liked his stepfather so to humiliate him, so he gave him sweaty geoffrey

by Rusty switchmen October 17, 2012

Commander Geoffrey

An airline pilot who had the AIDS virus (auto immune deficiency syndrome). Because he is an airline pilot, he gives the virus to all of the countries he flies too. His condition is so bad, he has 4 times the amount of normal aids, which means he managed to transmit the virus to other animals, two of the most prominent being monkeys and cats.

"I heard Millie gave Arthur aids"
"What a commander Geoffrey thing to do!"

by aids_from_Geoff March 14, 2015

horrible geoffrey

when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.

Craig was feeling experimental so Ace gave him a horrible geoffrey.

by Johnny March 12, 2004

wet geoffrey

1.when your fuckin a girl from behind,you pull out,flick a gober in her ear (so she thinks u came in her ear)when she turns around,u skeet in her face and then punch her

2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut

"Last night me and this bitch did a wet geoffrey"

"I like wet geoffreyssssssssssssss&qu ot;

"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
Source: yerpp, south oh bee

by yerpp February 26, 2008

justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.

"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

or

"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"

by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024

Sir Geoffrey

A pink finger size 10 speed vibrator causing the lords name to be taken in vain.

The bold boyfriend used the Sir Geoffrey to make his gentle girlfriend squirt.

by Mr. Anderson and Meep Deep September 29, 2025

Pop your Geoffrey

To have a laugh, to enjoy oneself.

To act in a rambunctious manner.

To let go, act without caution.

Enjoy your holiday, hope you pop your Geoffrey, have a great time!

by Irlandesa November 5, 2015