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Genuine Colored Lady

A Black woman, usually elderly but can be any age. Doesn't take shit from anyone or anything, goes to church every sunday, always has her church hat, and a belt she has for beatin her unruly children or grandchildren. They have amazing skills at cooking and can make pure crap taste like heaven as shown by soul food. For some reason they are naturally drawn to my suburban jewish mother.

commonly called GCL's. The term comes from the HBO TV show The Wire, when Barksdale's gang kills Omar's grandmother he says

"do you (word I can't cause I'm white and unlike a lot of dbags on urban dictionary I am not a racist asshole) have any idea what you've done! you've killed a Genuine Colored Lady!"
"Joe's mom is a Genuine Colored Lady, she will personally break the balls of any man dumb enough to mess with her children, and she makes the best BBQ chicken in the world."

genuine guy 

Similar to the nice guy, the genuine guy will be up to date on all the latest girl gossip and genuinely give advice to the girl about her problem (usually about an older man). He is fully attentive in all girl drama because he has no true guy friends of his own. However, the genuine guy can be semi-good looking and have somewhat of a life but when it comes to girl gossip he is all ears and ready to give his semi-professional psychological advice.
Sammy: There are no genuine guys left in this school
Carla: Yeah... tell me about it. Gabe is real jerk and I can never find a genuine guy.
Sammy: Well at least Nick is a genuine guy, he gives good advice right?
Carla: Yeah that's true...Oh! Gabe texted me. Do you know where Nick is? I need his advice.
Sammy: I don't know where he is. Dammit, I wish Nick wasn't the only genuine guy around here we could ask for advice. Oh well...
genuine guy by nathanasatos January 14, 2010

Genuine Pedophile

Exclusively interested in immature and unformed children for romantic and sexual relationships.
The genuine pedophile did not feel any true attraction towards the mature youths and adults.
Genuine Pedophile by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021

genuine spook 

when you get a genuine spook your cock grows insanely large
Some guy: woah shit man, you just gave me a genuine spook
genuine spook by qwetyuiop[ April 12, 2017

Genuine Anger 

Genuine Anger is the best hat for the Sniper class in Team Fortress 2
Many people think it is overused by 12 year olds, because it is... Well its still a good hat
Look, that guy has a Genuine Anger, he is either a edgy 12 year old or some Tryhard
Genuine Anger by DogePedia November 8, 2017

Genuine assbitch 

Often imitated, never improved. This one will not run from fights.
That's a genuine assbitch over there.
Genuine assbitch by bushlight January 30, 2018