Genuine Blonde

a blonde dude, or girl that doesn't die its hair in order to have it blonde, genuine blondes have every single hair, from every single part, blonde.

that blonde dude has yellow eye-lashes, he must be a Genuine Blonde.

by bvxc65 June 2, 2011

Genuine Colored Lady

A Black woman, usually elderly but can be any age. Doesn't take shit from anyone or anything, goes to church every sunday, always has her church hat, and a belt she has for beatin her unruly children or grandchildren. They have amazing skills at cooking and can make pure crap taste like heaven as shown by soul food. For some reason they are naturally drawn to my suburban jewish mother.

commonly called GCL's. The term comes from the HBO TV show The Wire, when Barksdale's gang kills Omar's grandmother he says

"do you (word I can't cause I'm white and unlike a lot of dbags on urban dictionary I am not a racist asshole) have any idea what you've done! you've killed a Genuine Colored Lady!"

"Joe's mom is a Genuine Colored Lady, she will personally break the balls of any man dumb enough to mess with her children, and she makes the best BBQ chicken in the world."

by Jewwy Smalls May 15, 2010

genuine guy

Similar to the nice guy, the genuine guy will be up to date on all the latest girl gossip and genuinely give advice to the girl about her problem (usually about an older man). He is fully attentive in all girl drama because he has no true guy friends of his own. However, the genuine guy can be semi-good looking and have somewhat of a life but when it comes to girl gossip he is all ears and ready to give his semi-professional psychological advice.

Sammy: There are no genuine guys left in this school
Carla: Yeah... tell me about it. Gabe is real jerk and I can never find a genuine guy.
Sammy: Well at least Nick is a genuine guy, he gives good advice right?
Carla: Yeah that's true...Oh! Gabe texted me. Do you know where Nick is? I need his advice.
Sammy: I don't know where he is. Dammit, I wish Nick wasn't the only genuine guy around here we could ask for advice. Oh well...

by nathanasatos January 14, 2010

Genuine Pedophile

Exclusively interested in immature and unformed children for romantic and sexual relationships.

The genuine pedophile did not feel any true attraction towards the mature youths and adults.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021

genuine spook

when you get a genuine spook your cock grows insanely large

Some guy: woah shit man, you just gave me a genuine spook

by qwetyuiop[ April 12, 2017

Genuine Anger

Genuine Anger is the best hat for the Sniper class in Team Fortress 2
Many people think it is overused by 12 year olds, because it is... Well its still a good hat

Look, that guy has a Genuine Anger, he is either a edgy 12 year old or some Tryhard

by DogePedia November 8, 2017

Genuine assbitch

Often imitated, never improved. This one will not run from fights.

That's a genuine assbitch over there.

by bushlight January 30, 2018