genetic lottery

tall, white, blue eyes, blonde hair, high cheek bones, good jaw line, low body fat

"Wow jake it must feel good to win the genetic lottery"

by Genetic Lottery December 21, 2014

Straight Genetic

A state of being when your genes are so good and suitable to make amazing super babies that you wonder why all the dime pieces arent lining up to get a piece.

Dude1: hey man how do you get so many girls to want your baby?
Dude2: Its 'cause im Straight Genetic

by TheJbros11 September 11, 2010

Genetic Prison

When your failures in life are attributed to something other than your bad decisions/choices.
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)

Person 1: ... but how come you never dated
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison

by Scythian_Albanian August 6, 2020

genetic speedballing

The concoction of DNA that results in superior intelligence with a lack of common sense.

The guy who runs the ElectroBOOM YouTube channel is clearly a result of genetic speedballing.

by tester010 December 17, 2022

Genetic Quality

The term encapsulates the fact that each individual's genetic quality is superior or inferior to other individual's and that each individual merits a specific rank on an imaginary 'genetic quality ladder' which is determined by numerous characteristics, such as their physical structure, appearance, intelligence, personality, talents, and abilities.

Thought the "Declaration of Independence (1776) states that "all men are created equal," those five words only mean that every human being is 'created' by means of sexual intercourse and that every American is entitled to the same legal rights. As everyone can see, each human being's genetic quality is superior or inferior to other's genetic quality. Even siblings possess different levels of genetic quality. Each individual's position on the "genetic quality hierarchy ladder" is determined by the quality and refinement of her or his physical features and by her or his level of intelligence, personality, and other talents and abilities. To scientifically determine an individual's 'overall genetic quality rating, different genetic characteristics are assigned a numerical value and added to determine an overall score. Anyone who denies that some human beings are genetically superior to others may have been fooled by other human beings, be attempting to fool others into thinking that is what she or he thinks, and/or may also be fooling themselves into thinking that everyone is genetically equal.

by but for October 16, 2017

genetic pacifist

A person who's body structure would dissuade them from getting into a physical confrontation, regardless of that person's temperament.

I swear I'd beat his ass, but I'm a genetic pacifist, especially since he's a foot taller and 100 pounds heavier than me.

by Thatblackguy3 May 5, 2014

Genetic pain

/n/: An unusual and rare malady that can strike spare heirs of British Royalty causing them to toss their toys out of the pram and play victim whilst completely being ungrateful for an extremely privileged upbringing.

Usage: Prince Harry claims genetic pain as his reason for breaking away from The Royal Family.

by SorileaJarra May 13, 2021