genetic lottery

tall, white, blue eyes, blonde hair, high cheek bones, good jaw line, low body fat

"Wow jake it must feel good to win the genetic lottery"

by Genetic Lottery December 21, 2014

Straight Genetic

A state of being when your genes are so good and suitable to make amazing super babies that you wonder why all the dime pieces arent lining up to get a piece.

Dude1: hey man how do you get so many girls to want your baby?
Dude2: Its 'cause im Straight Genetic

by TheJbros11 September 11, 2010

Genetic Nerd

When 2 nerdy parents have kids, thus making them nerds, genetically speaking.

Guy1: my parents both have PH. Ds!

Guy2: HA! you're genetic nerd! trollface

by ToxicWaster December 16, 2012

Genetic pain

/n/: An unusual and rare malady that can strike spare heirs of British Royalty causing them to toss their toys out of the pram and play victim whilst completely being ungrateful for an extremely privileged upbringing.

Usage: Prince Harry claims genetic pain as his reason for breaking away from The Royal Family.

by SorileaJarra May 13, 2021

jackpot genetics

something you say when youre feeling yourself and want to celebrate ur looks

mitchell: damn you got nice eyes
maria: its them jackpot genetics boi

by oilojasperididit September 8, 2016

Genetic Prison

When your failures in life are attributed to something other than your bad decisions/choices.
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)

Person 1: ... but how come you never dated
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison

by Scythian_Albanian August 6, 2020

genetic speedballing

The concoction of DNA that results in superior intelligence with a lack of common sense.

The guy who runs the ElectroBOOM YouTube channel is clearly a result of genetic speedballing.

by tester010 December 17, 2022