ball gazer

One who stares at balls for personal satisfaction.

Person1: "Hey look at this fork by my crotch"
Person2 looks.
Person1: "HAHA You ball gazer"

by Gazer1 March 29, 2004

crotch gauze

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.

Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.

by Orpus August 21, 2005

Meat Gazer

glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch

my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...

by caliash December 3, 2009

Badge gazer

1. A military service member who is easily impressed by awards and decorations.

2. A military service member who consistently compares their awards and decorations to others.

That dude is such a badge gazer, always comparing awards with everyone he meets.

by Mojav November 11, 2017

Gayzer

When someone of a certain sex looks at someone else of that same sex with intent.

Take a picture ya gayzer.

by ivan February 13, 2004

Dick gazer

A person who deliberately stares at a man's penis in a urinalysis to make sure they are not using a device to get clean urine. Simular to a "pecker checker."

"dude I was so uncomfortable in my piss test. Mr Greenspan was being a real dick gazer."

by bigfish951 August 12, 2009

star-gazer

Another word for prostitute,was used by Irish immigrants during the great potato famine in New York.

(Reiley) Aye Bill, she be real star-gazer, eh?
(Mortemer) Aye, that she is Joe, that she is...

by Tim Pilcher October 18, 2005