Gargoyle

he don’t move. he stone

i swear the gargoyle was moving a minute ago

by aldenpsych777 March 30, 2022

Gargoyle

(verb) The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, most commonly after a night of heavy drinking and questionable fast food.

I can no longer be friends with you because you gargoyled all over my bathroom during the Super Bowl party.

by wisest_wordsmith March 4, 2023

gargoyle

I don't even know what this means.

Your mom looks like gargoyle.

by Lillejnar October 20, 2023

Gargoyle

A hideous beast of a female that gargles after blowjobs in an attempt to compensate for her God awful appearance.

Renee might be a Gargoyle, but her after blowjob ritual is on point son!

by OJ Skrimpson January 8, 2026

Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Gargoyle Tears

The accumulation of tears or moisture around someone’s eyes caused by gag reflex. Comes from the “garg garg” sound of sucking dick.

He could see the formation of gargoyle tears as she kept choking deeper.

by DDiamondT March 7, 2021

Gargoyle Shit

"Taking A Gargoyle Shit" is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels.

This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.

This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.

John: Oh, man, Dan took a gargoyle shit last night. It didn't end up very well.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.

Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.

by Ja'mie Antoinette May 14, 2011