gagoop

A unit of measue applying to the length of time required to chug a liquid beverage. Most commonly referenced with beer.

Hey Larry how long you think it'll take me to chug this here beer.

Maybe two gagoops.

by BostonDana November 3, 2013

Gagoliscious

adj.; used to describe something not tasteful or to one's liking; nauseating inducing cuisine
v.; makes one gag, "like for real.”

Although not a fan, Mike did term corned beef hash as gagoliscious.

by Hirlrng7 March 18, 2019

gagolophobic

being gagolophobic is when a fake depressed person tells a REAL depressed/DDD (Dark Demon Disorder) person that they’re depressed. this can cause serious damage to the person and if said person has DDD they will turn into their demon form. this can cause serious pain to others. it will also make your pp shrink in the washing machine. sorry. it had to be said.

person with DDD/depression: hi
person faking depression: i have depression
person with DDD/depression: *turns into demon and kills* don’t be gagolophobic kids! it’s bad
fake depressed person: ok. i didn’t know. byyeeee

by Natty Watty Daddy <3 December 7, 2021

Gagoble

A person is gagoble

A person is so gagoble

by Gagoble October 31, 2022

gafoolodabada

when a person seems very suspicious, weird or goofy.

blake is so gafoolodabada its rather interesting!

by synotian April 15, 2023

Gagoot

A completely dense, nonsensical, and oftentimes gay individual. Used to insult and call someone stupid and gay at the same time.

" No you cant live off of toenail clippings you bloody gagoot! This is why your father left us!"

by Woods.org March 8, 2024

Gagoosh

Can be a mysterious, funky substance, like some asian chick's tuna center. Usually referring to when something hits just right OR feels "laced."

Stephen cannot rest in the middle of the night. He feels noxious and maybe he will even vomit. "I just had some sunny d, and some spaghetti. And das really it," said Stephen when commenting on what he ate for dinner. Must've been that gagooshy d (gagoosh-laced sunny d, as in it was probably wrong somehow) that did it.

by Chrinkly November 28, 2025