fumpkin

verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating

"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"

by nym November 2, 2013

Fuppa

Fat roll above a certain area.

My best friend Emily has a sexy fuppa.

by Onoretardo June 20, 2008

Fuppet

A Fuck Puppet. Very Similar To A Booty Call In Regards To A Girl That You Can Always Fuck And Have No Emotional Attachment.

Ed: So Whats Up With You And Jenna?

Nico: That Bitch Just A Fuppet, I Hit That Shit Yesterday.

by Hatchet Ryda April 26, 2008

fuppet

a stupid loser; a code word for 'jerks'

"I can't believe he did that, he's such a fuppet!"

by the fuppinator May 13, 2005

Fump

Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear

A young man planned to fump his pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
The boy fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
The parents of the boy confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.

by TheRealDemonD!ck October 5, 2015

Gorrest Fump

1) When 2 lesbian midgets fuck while both simultaneously on their periods.

Gorrest= the most gorey
Fump= midget sex

"Life is like a box of bloody midget sex..."

- Gorrest Fump.

by foresthump November 4, 2013

fumpie

The act of passing gas. Instead of teaching children to use the phrase pass gas, or fart; this cute word takes its place.

Excuse me, I fumpied.

by Irish girl May 15, 2014