Flat Soda

To indicate a sad time, or some kind of disappointment.

"Hey man, you going out to the bars with us tonight?"

"Nah, girlfriend is dragging me to a chick flick. It's so flat soda."

or

"Working late again?"

"Yeah, it's like flat soda."

by jsmith0708 April 7, 2008

Flat Earther

Person characterized by their below average IQ and rejection of true logic and fact. This person mainly believes in the flat earth theory. Typically, this person is a believer in conspiracy theories stating that the government and scientists are lying about the shape of earth. Sometimes, they even reject facts when presented to them, and they think they are more knowledgeable than scientists with degrees and years of research. They are impossible to argue with; they won’t change their mind even if you present them with facts.

Flat Earthers have the lowest IQ; they need to be eliminated.

by TheRealLaura789 September 16, 2020

flatearther

A person that believes the earth is flat. A flatearther believes NASA is a government agency that hides the truth of the flat earth with lies, fake photos, and videos of space. One believes the sun and moon are directly overhead with a diameter of roughly 30-70 miles across. Flathearther's typically suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Joe is now a flatearther after watching a bunch of youtube videos. He believes the world is flat.

by RickTheBrick23 July 8, 2019

flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.

flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010

Flat Dick Syndrome

A rare condition where one's penis is as flat as a piece of plywood. There are approximately 15 individuals who are known to suffer from this condition. It is contagious and is often linked with balltap prone males.

Phil: Hey Tim, why is your dick so flat?
Tim: Its a condition called Flat Dick Syndrome, or FDS. Please don't make fun of me.
Phil: Aww sorry. Can I touch it?
Tim: K.

by Magesh October 19, 2012

Flat-Earth Filter

The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.

Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.

by YAWA February 19, 2018

flat tire weed

a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly

I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!

by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009