Fuck a Bitch Friday

Whenever its friday, you call up a bitch to fuck her. If you forget or if its not big enough, your a loser!

Austin: Man I gave Stephanie the best creampie.
Brad: Wait, it's Fuck a Bitch Friday?! Damn I forgot.
Nick: If it makes you feel better, my dick was too tiny. No pussy for me...
Austin: LMFAO losers!!

by BLаZe September 24, 2019

Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.

John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.

by workaholic March 23, 2012

Fuck a queer friday

"Fuck a queer friday" is a weekly event on which you must fuck a queer person or you have cootties and are gay.

Omg tomorrow is fuck a queer friday!

by HahaYourMum July 20, 2022

Fuck Fest Friday

The end of the week when you finally get to grab your sexual interest and do your thing together.

More bluntly put; go out with your interest, down some drinks, listen to some music and fuck each other's brains out all night.

Chick 1: "where were you last night?"
Chick 2: "you kidding, it was Fuck Fest Friday! We were in every room!"
Chick 1: "ooh nice!"

by Lady LvDead March 12, 2022

Fat fuck friday

Buying lunch on a Friday, typically tradesmen/women.

‘Did you bring lunch?’

‘Hell no it’s Fat fuck Friday I’m getting KFC’

by wheresl1am April 3, 2024

Fuck it up Friday

When you dress nice and fuck it up, FUCK IT UP FRIDAY

James: “Why is she so dressed up?”

Lauren: “Its fuck it up friday!”

by Aleixa May 6, 2022

Fuck Nigga Friday (FNF)

On Friday, or any day someone messes with you, don’t worry cause it’s “Fuck Nigga Friday” in this bitch.

I swear if that mother fucker says one thing out of hand Fuck Nigga Friday (FNF) gonna come a day (early/late)

by Morgan Atkins June 18, 2021