holy fucking shit

basically means wow that is fucking incredible how/why did he/she do that?

holy fucking shit he put his tounge in his asshole.

by napoleondynamite June 14, 2005

Holy fucking shit

A piece of shit that is fucking something so it becomes holy (doesn’t make any sense? Yeah I know)

James: holy fucking shit look at her ass
Jack:Damn boy that’s a thick fucking ass

by HolyJesusWhatTheFuckIsThat? July 24, 2019

bull mother fucking shit

The response for when someone is telling huge porkies.

Tony: I always clean up after myself.

Sharon: Bull mother fucking shit.

by Aceeeeeeeee January 18, 2017

Holy Fucking Shit

Commonly used by sailor mouths that have been surprised,scared, etc...

Holy Fucking shit that was hard

rollerblader#1: imma do that gap
rollerblader#2: Holy fucking shit you fell on your face
rollerblader#1: It hurts!!!
rollerblader#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!
rollerblader#1: Call an ambulence
rollerbalder#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!!

Holy Fucking Shit I busted a huge nut.

by Chimmychong March 29, 2007

bull fucking shit

absolute nonsence. Also used as an interjection to convey disgust and disbelief.

Joey sees a political ad on the TV. The politician says that he stands for "family values". He reaches for the remote and says "Bull Fucking Shit!"

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 6, 2006

The fucking shit

You're the best of the best

Wow dude you're the fucking shit.

by Krisssy May 1, 2016

Total Fucking Shit Storm

Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.

Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.

by Godfatha September 14, 2012