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Fuck a Bitch Friday

Whenever its friday, you call up a bitch to fuck her. If you forget or if its not big enough, your a loser!
Austin: Man I gave Stephanie the best creampie.
Brad: Wait, it's Fuck a Bitch Friday?! Damn I forgot.
Nick: If it makes you feel better, my dick was too tiny. No pussy for me...
Austin: LMFAO losers!!
by BLаZe September 24, 2019
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Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.
John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.
by workaholic March 23, 2012
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Fat fuck friday

Buying lunch on a Friday, typically tradesmen/women.
‘Did you bring lunch?’

Hell no it’s Fat fuck Friday I’m getting KFC’
by wheresl1am April 3, 2024
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Fuck Nigga Friday (FNF)

On Friday, or any day someone messes with you, don’t worry cause it’s “Fuck Nigga Fridayin this bitch.
I swear if that mother fucker says one thing out of hand Fuck Nigga Friday (FNF) gonna come a day (early/late)
by Morgan Atkins June 18, 2021
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Fuck this shit Friday

A phrase used to refer to the end of the week when you just need to get really drunk.

Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock
Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday.

Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!
by Flubber92 January 11, 2014
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Friends fuck friday

A day that takes place on every third Friday of every month. This day is a day where friends go on and fuck/have sex
Person 1: it’s friends fuck Friday tmrw. Who are u fucking?
Person 2: idk maybe Rachel
by Therealsnake123 August 27, 2020
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Fuck a queer friday

"Fuck a queer friday" is a weekly event on which you must fuck a queer person or you have cootties and are gay.
Omg tomorrow is fuck a queer friday!
by HahaYourMum July 20, 2022
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