Whenever its friday, you call up a bitch to fuck her. If you forget or if its not big enough, your a loser!
Austin: Man I gave Stephanie the best creampie.
Brad: Wait, it's Fuck a Bitch Friday?! Damn I forgot.
Nick: If it makes you feel better, my dick was too tiny. No pussy for me...
Austin: LMFAO losers!!
Brad: Wait, it's Fuck a Bitch Friday?! Damn I forgot.
Nick: If it makes you feel better, my dick was too tiny. No pussy for me...
Austin: LMFAO losers!!
by BLаZe September 24, 2019

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.
John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.
by workaholic March 23, 2012

by wheresl1am April 3, 2024

On Friday, or any day someone messes with you, don’t worry cause it’s “Fuck Nigga Friday” in this bitch.
I swear if that mother fucker says one thing out of hand Fuck Nigga Friday (FNF) gonna come a day (early/late)
by Morgan Atkins June 18, 2021

A phrase used to refer to the end of the week when you just need to get really drunk.
Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock
Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock
Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday.
Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!
Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!
by Flubber92 January 11, 2014

A day that takes place on every third Friday of every month. This day is a day where friends go on and fuck/have sex
by Therealsnake123 August 27, 2020

"Fuck a queer friday" is a weekly event on which you must fuck a queer person or you have cootties and are gay.
by HahaYourMum July 20, 2022
