Mother Fucket

Drop the R and add the T when the mother fuckery is indescribable

He was a mother fucket after our divorce

by Overmiked October 26, 2022

fucket

A ticket for a prostitute

I'm sure glad we could order these fuckets online

by CommunistLemon April 13, 2010

cum fucket

Noun: A Home Depot bucket, with a penis size hole drilled out of the bottom sides. In the bucket is fiberglass insulation, drain-o, and an image of Richard Nixon's head-shot. Typically used as punishment. Where?

That's it. Randy, get the cum fucket, it's time for prayer.

by koreander November 8, 2021

fucket list

Also spelled fuck-it list is similar to a bucket list, but instead of t being a list of things you would like to do before you die, its a list of things that you wouldn't mind doing

Person 1: Dude I'd love to skydive!
Person 2: Same here! It's actually on my fucket list!

by humanbeing554 May 3, 2018

Fucketeering

NOUN

Engaging in illegal sexual acts in a ridiculous manner, either for personal gain or amusement. For example, in a protected fucking, sex activists must pay local fuckers to avoid unwanted biasing views when streaming their content to the masses.

"Hey that guy over there with the donkey is running a fucketeering business, help!" - Anonymous

by Mr.GoldenxXx April 25, 2023

Fucket

The female version to fucker

Kinda like lady to gentleman

Plural: Fuckets

“Good morning Fuckers and Fuckets time to get out of each other, it’s time to go”

by The local classmate January 14, 2023

Fucketing down

Raining hard. Play on 'bucketing down.'

God, it's really fucketing down out there?

by Shuaman December 30, 2021