Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

facial frosting

A term used to describe seminal fluids left residing on the face of an individual after an act of sexual intercourse or fellatio.

Ex) After an intense session of anal intercourse, Greg proceeded to give Marsha some facial frosting.


haha this was funny to write..lol

by Dream Ha September 12, 2005

frothing dragon

imediatley after recieving oral sex cumming in the said cock suckers mouth then punching them in the nose turning them into a frothing dragon

that bitch cheated on me so i gave her a frothing dragon and shit in her fridge

by wood nt yuliktunow August 6, 2009

fretting elephant

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

by The Russians June 21, 2011

fronting

A facade. Appearing one way, but really acting another. Misrepresnting yourself.

Ellen, the same one from Walnut Creek, best not front when she tells me she has something for me!

by The Third Roomate November 26, 2002

I ain't fronting, Holmes

I am in no way misleading you, my friend.

See also: fronting, Holmes

Are you serious?
I ain't fronting, Holmes!

by Watson February 24, 2005

rainbow chip frosting

a magical treat that is typically eaten on cakes but is simply delicious alone.

i'm really jonesing for some rainbow chip frosting!

by CaitlinMarie November 8, 2007