frusteratron

a miserible oldish man who is grumpy

look at Bob isn't he a frusteratron

by fussyballbag January 21, 2011

Fredster

A cool nickname to give to your friend named either fred or freddy.

Girl : Hey wanna hang out tonight?
Guy : Sorry, i'm hanging out with fredster tonight.

by yaboinick June 5, 2017

freshertow

Possibly dazed and confused a freshertow thinks a bag of dicks shall be an insult forever, rather than eaten in large quantities in a ginormous bag. Surface of bag is not specified, just the size.

Freshertow can eat a ginormous bag of dicks

Incorrect..Freshertow is a big bag of dicks.

by 6Anonamouse17 November 8, 2022

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.

Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

by Factzteller March 23, 2020

donut froster

Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat.

BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more.

JOHN: Why?

BOB: Cuz he's a donut froster.

by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009

Festering Hellhole

A Festering Hell Hole is basically any big city nowadays. This term is generally in reference to big cities, and not smaller regions. Basically this term means that the city in question is a hellhole (as the name implies). In other words the city is an absolute disgrace and is made up of crime, pollution, corruption, and basically any term in the realm of “Hell”. Common cities this term is used for are New York, Philadelphia, Detroit, and Memphis, but the list is much greater than that.

Juan- “Hey man I was wondering are you still going to buy that car down in Memphis?”

Carl- “Not a chance bud. I highly recommend that you don’t take one step into that Festering HellHole of a city, because I’m sure that outcome won’t be good.”

by EricSparks March 10, 2022

uncle fester

a method of smoking marijuana using an ice mold (saucepan, or dutch oven work best) to chill a glass into which a blunt or joint is shotgunned until the smoke collects and appears to be milky white or tan at the bottom of the glass, then "drink" (breathe in) the smoke

Who used the last clean pot to make the uncle fester?

by 42VB May 11, 2006