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freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
by carlitodesign June 12, 2011
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freeland fart nectar

When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them
My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them
by team anal May 9, 2014
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freelancer

A gun for hire, they work for the person with the most money.

Or your mom when the rent is due.
person: Imma hire a freelancer artist
person 2: cool
by EXFUCKINGSPLOSIONS! June 10, 2019
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freila

Freila is known as a brave woman. She always acts like she's okay even of it's not, to simply she doesn't show her true feelings and also feels always oblige of everything. She is also a kind-hearted, lovable, and a resilient good leader.

She is all well known because of her amazing characteristics and attitudes. She is a good performer and has an incredible talents.
Freila

"Freila successfully overcome the challenges that she faced in her life."

"Freila has the most beautiful heart and soul for me, I wanna marry her!"
by Jai_elle March 6, 2020
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samanta freimane

The most hot and caring girl ever. She will melt your heart with one simple wink of her beautifull blue - green eyes. Samanta is fit and always hits the gym hard. If you have a chance ro go out with her DO NOT let hrr go because that will be the worst mistake if your life. Samamta has lots of friends and can not have a social media account because the whole internet will explode!!
The defenitio of breaking up with samanta freimane

I just broke up with samanta! Being defined

Bro your worst mistake. She will come and drown you in your sleep or she will make you jealouse and crazy out of your mind!!
by Smartkid3465 May 20, 2018
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Freidank

1. If younger sibling, likely to be short, but has huge cock and easily satisfies all women with tongue lashings, esp. large women.

2. If older sibling, likely to have bad manners, small dick, and could possibly switch hit (not the baseball term).
1. He proved to her he is a Freidank.

2. I bumped into a Freidank today, and he blew me a kiss then said toodles.
by I've had both January 15, 2010
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Freilandei

Ein nicht der Leibeigenschaft unterworfener Provinzler
„Früher war die Welt noch in Ordnung, als wir ein rechtes Lehnswesen hatten. Dann waren die ganzen Landeier plötzlich frei. Ich hasse die Freilandeier.“
by Strohmann February 14, 2015
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