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Stock Footage

A telephone conversation skill that involves giving the impression of listening to one's interlocutor's monologue while actually focusing on a separate unrelated task that demands all of one's conscious attention. This technique allow one to focus on one of the myriad tasks that demand our time in this Information Age such as checking email, reading product labels, console video games, television subplot hermeneutics, etc.

The effective Stock Footage skill set includes (at least):
1. Subliminally registering important words,
2. Following the tone and cadence of your partner's voice while ignoring its content,
3. Judiciously interjecting soothing phrases when appropriate,
4. And, (the most expert skill) responding to the dreaded "Are you even listening to me?" or somesuch query by reconstructing from one's subconscious mind enough of the meaning of the fellow communicant's narrative to prevent a highly undesirable incidence of Color Bars.
In the following example, Speaker B is engaging in Stock Footage:

Speaker A: "...and so she says to me 'no way' and i go 'you've GOT to be kidding me' and he goes 'no you DIDN'T' and then they both started in again with the, you know, and I was like so... "

Speaker B: "So.. what?"

Speaker A: "Embarrassed, you know? Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B; "Yes, of course, they were at it again with the same old same old can you believe it?'

Speaker A; "I know! And then she was like..."
by Sergeant Hoze July 30, 2008
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Fettagabi

Term for an excessive douchebag. Person exceeding the original definition for the slang term.
1. Hey these guys need to leave the party. They area bunch of fettagabi's.

2. That guy is one huge fettagabi!
by Le Fitz March 19, 2009
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Fontanna

or commonly called "Tan" she is the best friend a girl could have. She's pretty much awesome. She's friggin insane and enjoys peeing on lawns while drunk with her best friend, also, she enjoys getting completely wasted and passing out on her floor while taking pictures. In a nutshell, Fontanna is the shit, and if you have a problem with her you can shove it up your ass. Love youuuuuu <3
that girl is wasted, she must be a Fontanna.
by mpodyo February 8, 2010
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Footalons

Sharp, unkept toe nails, capable of doing damage to an enemy during combat, as well as a significant other while laying in bed.
Ouch! You just stabbed me in the shin with one of your footalons.
by durwoodz March 22, 2011
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Fortard

Someone who creates an alternate meaning for a word so he can use it on Facebook
Scott created a new word so he wouldn't offend coworkers. What a Fortard.
by PdxJosh March 30, 2013
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Fostality

Fostality is a Minecraft: Pocket Edition player that mains the HCF/PvP type community. Fostality is known for sending very large DDoS attacks to his opponents and the servers he plays. He has quit the community and has moved on to "Discord Packing" with his online persona as "Moxa".
TrikLovesYou: Stop DDoSing me fost
Fostality: stfu dumb ass nigga
by 2Steppin November 29, 2020
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footass

Verb: The action of footing one's ass.
That ho got a good "footassing" last night.
by Kristopher Fredrickson February 24, 2008
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