Missouri Forklift

When a man turns a women's vagina inside out, and gives the inside out vag a blowjob.

Tina- "What's wrong Miranda, do you have cramps?"

Miranda- "Nah, me and Frank did a Missouri Forklift last night, my vag is killing me."

by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008

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Mexican Forklift

noun- A hand truck, dolly, or any number of manual conveyance methods with similar intent to a forklift, yet lacking internal combustion or electric automation. A cheap and entirely undeserved jab at the industrious nation of Mexico and its inhabitants\expatriots, yet ubiquitous nonetheless.

Bill slipped a disc trucking a xerox machine with the mexican forklift.

by Ian December 23, 2004

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spanish forklift

when a man puts his penis into a womans vagina and carries her around eventually resulting in the woman beinf thrown out the window from the mans penis.

guy1:did u hear ted threw wendy out his window via a spanish forklift?

guy2:lol, what a funny couple!!!

by coolmam374828288238 November 5, 2009

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wooden forklift

the act of using a very hard penis to, when deeply plunged inside, lift and carry a woman to a desired destination

"Namir couldn't wait any longer, so he wooden forklifted his mistress to his bedroom."

by mbz7832 November 18, 2014

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Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.

Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022

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