goof

(v.) 1. To waste time idly. 2. To mess up something. 3. To tease (goof on).

(n.) A silly or inept person.

Because I goofed (waste time), I goofed (messed up) my speech, and even worse, Nadia goofed on (teased) me for it; now I feel like such a goof (inept person).

by papermachete October 30, 2005

goof

A goof is a unreliable unloyal person even to their closest friend. they lie, cheat, molest, snitch, dont repay depts. Mainly as low as a person gets.

Mike - Yo bill just robbed his mom
Shawn - Yeah that guys a goof

Paul - Steve just ratted me out.
Josh - What a goof!

by BeauDawg August 07, 2010

goof

when someone asks you how you are and you say good but you're hurting on the inside

"hey how are you"

"oh yeah i'm goof"

by handyman bob May 18, 2020

Goofed

When one is sky-high to the point of no return

My brother shouted "dude are you fucking goofed again?" when he saw me on the roof with a bong in my hand.

by Moorjou411 December 02, 2020

Goofed

Being super drunk and unable to control yourself

Friend: I won’t even lie I’m pretty drunk right now

Me: Same dude, I’m fucking goofed

by ASAP Gwala January 10, 2020

Goof

To have fucked up so badly, the mistake remains for the rest of your or someone's life.

I goofed inside my girl, now I'm a father.

by Smagme May 20, 2019

goof

Old English word for a freak or side show performer, i.e. a person who would bite the heads off of animals as public entertainment. More recently used a highly offensive prison and urban slang word translating into 'pedophile' or 'sexual deviant'. Offending 'goofs' are isolated in prison and outcasts in public for fears of being assualted or killed. This would be in a criminology context however. 'Goof' can be used as a harmless noun or verb if the intention of the underground meaning of the word is unknown i.e 'stop goofing around'. In most inner cities in the United States and Canada the word 'goof' would be interpreted as a serious insult i.e. 'fighting words'.

Ted Bundy was killed because he was a goof

Ted is a goof

Fuck you goof

by TheEndgameIsNow January 31, 2008