foodstagram

a snapshot of a food moment posted on instagram, usually intended to make others jealous about the current libations one is consuming or has prepared.

WOW look at how yummy that food looks, I'm totally foodstagraming it for my followers to marvel at. #yum #food #gourmet #eats

by mollyceee July 11, 2014

Fonstipation

The condition you get when you're belly is so bloated that you have a combination of a (near to full term) food baby AND constipation

Ell: babe do you fancy some pizza or curry?
Me: I couldn't eat another thing after yesterday's foodfest - look at my belly I've got bad fonstipation

by Lazyfatbitch December 26, 2016

fooseball

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.

Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!

by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006

foodture

What your next meal, snack or eating activity will be.

It is getting late and you have been drinkning. You need some grub. You turn to your buddy and say "What's in our foodture?"

by Noneyabisnes April 19, 2013

foodstealer

foodstealer: someone who eats your food

faisal: hey you foodstealer stop taking my foooooooood

by life_is_bad February 16, 2019

Phone Foist

When someone is on the phone and they hand the phone to you without consent, forcing you to have an unexpected conversation.

My mom was on the phone with my great aunt. Then, I heard “Anon wants to speak with you,” and she handed the phone to me. It was a classic phone foist!

by TheFoisted February 2, 2022

Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)

Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.

Symptoms include:

- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.

- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.

- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).

- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube

Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...

by ratel_8 December 13, 2022