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foon

a synonym for spork that sounds retarded
Person 1: Hey dude could you pass the plastic foons?
Person 2: Wtf?
by @prezbez on twitter August 29, 2020
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Foon

Ran out of toothpaste this morning went to the local convenience store, they were sold out. Too bad I live in a foon infested neighbourhood
by Foonguy February 15, 2021
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Foon

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Keenan: stop saying foon angelo
Angelo: foon
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by Battery Voltas February 7, 2024
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Foon

The proper definition of foon is a fork dominant Fork-spoon hybrid. A spork is a soon dominant fork-spoon hybrid .
Can you get me a foon?

Or
I eat my chicken with a foon
by Hoeseok.Yoongi.sope August 8, 2019
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Foon

A foon, is the result of a male to female sex change, the cock is turned inside out and becomes a vagina.
I licked a foon last night it was dry like your mom's chicken.

Dude you can't call that an inside out penis and it's a foon.
by Sketch424 November 26, 2016
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Foon

Meaning a diminutive fool. I first heard this being defined in a Panel show. The show in question was 'Call my Bluff' hosted by Robert Robinson. The program was broadcast in the early seventies, (with this line up). The team captains were Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell. The three people in each team would define an obscure word and the opposing team had to work out the true definition. One word that has, for whatever reason, stayed with me was Foon - a diminutive fool.
A few fragments still exist on you tube.
Foon would, obviously, be used in a derogatory way, as a descriptor. He/She is a real Foon.
by R.T. Fischall August 2, 2023
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foon lal

He is a god he the best
Hey foon lal how r ya
by Foon lal followerr November 12, 2021
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