Troy Fountain

A legendary pool of magical water found in Hackberry, Louisiana said to have powerful effects upon drinking from it. After taking a drink from this fountain, it is believed that the individual is ascended into an unrivaled story teller, able to create unbelievable and captivating tales.

Ah dammit, I just got 1-up'd. That guy must have visited Troy Fountain.

by westlakehand September 13, 2011

fountain

Verb.

To consume a beverage from a bottle or carton by pouring it in your mouth without touching the opening with your lips. Usually done to prevent the spread of germs or undesired backwash.

Friend 1: Yo, I'm thirsty. Can I have some of your Mountain Dew?

Friend 2: Yeah but you better fountain it. I don't need to be drinkin' your spit.

by JackalopeJess January 27, 2013

fountain of Florence

The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.

I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

Fountain Head

When an orthodox-Jewish man ejaculates into a bitty's mouth, after which she spits the cum into her vagina, thereby avoiding the Biblical prohibition of wasting sperm and making a blowjob possible.

Joel: Dude, this bitch gave me a sick Fountain Head last night. At first I remembered, "Oh no my seed!" Then I was like, "oh yeah, we're good bitch."

by Shayna Goldblow December 15, 2011

Milk Fountain

A shock site that features an Asian woman being laid while she is shitted on and milk is squirted on her from the anuses of other women.

Bill: Would you like a glass of milk Miles?

Miles: Not after seeing Milk Fountain

by Emogaz July 24, 2011

diet pussy fountain

n: when a woman fills her vag up with diet coke and drops in some mentos causing a giant eruption of foam squirting 10 feet high, and also leaves a fresh clean taste low in calories.

My girlfriend gave me a diet pussy fountain and i ate her out and had fresh breath and low in fat!

by beedee3 January 2, 2012

Fountain Logic

Is the belief that if you can't do push-ups, you cant succeed at life. Basic principle: If you can't do push-ups, you can't hold a job. If you cant hold a job, you can't support your family. If you cant support your family, your family starves.

Man, fountain logic has really got me down, I wont feed my family.

by Burningjoker December 15, 2010