Shit-footed

A whole nother level of being shit faced.

You're so drunk, you can't even say shit faced. You are shit-footed!

by Balsams finest shitfoot March 13, 2011

footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

Lead Footed Pepperoni Jackass

A pizza delivery driver who is speeding, driving recklessly, etc...

That Dumbinoes pizza driver is driving like a lead footed pepperoni jackass.

by JayyTheOrc December 18, 2019

left-footed

A less offensive way of calling something or someone gay.

You know how I know your left-footed...you listen to Coldplay.

by ace1313 January 22, 2009

foamed

The act of defeating another player in a computer game.

When you own someone while playing Unreal Tournament or Quake (the only manly first person shooters), they become foamed.

Foamed is interchangable with the word owned, but if used instead, it automaticly makes you 10 times cooler- or more.

*l33tKiLLA was foamed by Vanilla's shock rifle*

Vanilla: foamed bitch.
l33tKiLLA: wow, you're 10 times cooler than that guy who just owned me. Or more.

by Mr Thickshake April 21, 2004

blue-footed shmowlguin

a blue-footed booby bred with an owl, shmonkey, and penguin.

The blue-footed shmowlguin was dancing on one foot along the creekside wearing a sombrero saying "Eat mor Chikin" and "Hug the Tree-Nymphs!"

by Penguino170 May 26, 2009

hairy-footed pony

A horse with hair(Don't all horses have hair?) you know, like a pony with the hair on the feet. An Arabian horse from Scotland, Busch Gardens.

The hairy-footed pony collection from my little pony.

by Mike with the hair March 9, 2007