Futro

Someone who is uber l33t hax.

He is totally a futro.

by Seuyt cf January 12, 2008

Fatronising

Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.

That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.

by Bayesoir December 28, 2019

Fetrocylisis

Fetrocylisis is a disease which can cause you canalthletic part of body to die, but can also save you from daimaphobia.

What causes this disease?
thinking too much about the opposite sex.

Mom I can't sleep, I'm suffering from fetrocylisis.

by hus_cxz April 11, 2023

Phillip Floro

a short ass asian who watches fortnite and roblox and among us porn who is also sexually attracted to planes and gets no bitches

friend 1: Man this girl rejected me, i’m gonna go play war thunder and jack off to roblox

friend 2: you’re such a phillip floro bro

by Smashking69 April 22, 2022

floromancy

divination by flowers or plants

Guessing whether or not someone loves you by pulling the petals off of a daisy is a type of floromancy.

by Floromancy November 6, 2013

fatrophy

The process of gaining weight and losing strangth, post holiday, post surgery...

I need to get to the gym and reverse my fatrophy symptoms.

by wu-shocker March 5, 2011

fluro touro

a tourist who wears flurescent coloured swimmers, reef shoes and goggles everytime they go or look like going swimming.

'oi did you see that fluro touro?' 'yeah they looked pretty cool.'

by billy walking August 22, 2006