Flossin'

1. Showing off your whip, grill,ICE, jewelery, etc
2. A hygiene thing that nobody does
3. A song by Mike Jones

1. I stay flossin' in that candy paint, blowin dank
2. noone flosses dude
3. See Example 1

by lil' pimpin' June 20, 2006

Flossie

a chick who is very cute, Hot babe, Milf. Whatever just as long as they are cute.

Damn yo that flossie wants to give me domerz.

by Shasta May 24, 2006

flossin

To present oneself in the most attractive (and perhaps most ostentatious) possible manner. Typically entails driving a convertible, sporting jewelry, wearing fashionable clothing, and properly grooming oneself (i.e. one may go to such an extreme as to practice a rarely witnessed form of dental hygiene).

Check this out:
The sun went down when I hit Slausson,
On my way to the strip, now I’m just flossin,

…Rolling in my six-fo, with everybody saying…

by ZStrizzel March 17, 2008

Straight Flossin

Used to describe something or someone that is of particularly high quality or ability.

"That shirt be Straight Flossin, Lee John" or "Tin Man be Straight Flossin at B-Ball"

by The Huggy Bear July 20, 2006

cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.

Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!

by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008

Flossophy

An obscure religion in which its followers promise to floss thrice a day, or otherwise incur the wrath of the Floss God, who will 'smite them down with rotten teeth all year round.'

I promise to floss thrice a day, for I am a follower of Flossophy.

by The Phlosophist October 18, 2015

Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.

'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'

by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013