An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.
When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.
When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.
Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.
by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017
Get the flossing your pubes mug.the act of giving someone a particularly aggressive wedgy which causes ones pants to make a sharp asscent into the anal ridge, piercing the rectum with alarming speed yet a certain air of grace, and causing a large amount of pain.
by bumbletrump October 7, 2016
Get the anal flossing mug.A cowardly exaggerated expression of pain or injury heavily utilized by soccer players to get a red card issued on an opponent. In most instances said soccer player shows no sign of injury or pain approximately 3 seconds after desired outcome of flopping. Therefore soccer players are cowards, pussies and cannot play competitive sports like true gentleman.
Spectator 1: Did you see <insert soccer player> get injured in the game?
Spectator 2: That pussy was totally flopping. He was back up a few seconds later.
Spectator 2: That pussy was totally flopping. He was back up a few seconds later.
by BunkerGear July 10, 2014
Get the Flopping mug.by HR and JA November 22, 2004
Get the Bitches Be Flocking mug.The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.
by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008
Get the cock flossing mug.The use of a very thin penis to floss your teeth repeatedly, and then gurgle the splooge to rinse out your mouth
She hadn't brushed her teeth that morning, so she started flosshing with his penis while he was driving her to work.
by the definer of all March 7, 2011
Get the Flosshing mug.When you go down on a girl while she is standing and latch/munch/bite her clitoris causing her to flail her arms around like a Flamingo
James: Last night I was so pissed at my girlfriend Kimmie that I bit her clitoris and she acted like a Flopping Flamingo!
by Reywd Samoht August 28, 2011
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