banana float

When a male ever so gently rests his cock on a female's lips (either pair works).

Ciki- Yo did u hear Lazo banana floated Lola?

by Gay cunt 3 May 19, 2021

Floobs

Floobs are flat boobs. Tiny boobs on a woman.

That woman isn't sexy! She only has floobs!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 3, 2022

float bottle

A float bottle is a bottle that floats.

I was walking down by the beach and I saw a float bottle.

by lets shoot up some time January 3, 2009

float rider

descriptive term which provides the highest form of praise for the beauty of a young woman

Paul's girlfriend was a float rider , his sister was not.

by sheila in the car June 7, 2009

floaty dance

The swaying movement that anyone will do while waiting in a line. Includes looking at the gum rack, picking up a magazine, touching all the chocolate bars etc.

Coined by Dane Cook

Jon was not committed to the line. Instead of being 3 feet in front of the person behind him, he was doing the floaty dance in which he read all the labels on the shampoo bottles, and touched all the tic tacs on the side rack. He even left his shoe in the line and went to walk around for another 19 minutes.

by skatingjenny January 16, 2011

choad floater

Pretentious hipster douche who thinks he's better than you.

Sam wears ironic pink glasses and only buys vinyl. He's a complete choad floater!

by DoctorYes March 4, 2011

Chloe flood

a fat slag who is an inbred she takes the piss out of people only because she has no friends except the horse on her gypsy

site. she lives with her mum who is on benefits in their 1 bedroom caravan which BTW she cant even fit on the toilet also through the front door.
she calls people gay only because she cant get any cock except from her dad who abuses her.

Chloe flood is an inbred

by FAT SLAG AND SKINNY SKET March 20, 2018