Flocked

To be screwed over, cheated, dicked over, fucked or swindled.

When the truck driver went to deliver his material for the day and another truck driver cut in front of him he realized he had just been flocked.

by Jasper78 August 18, 2012

flocked

The act of performing more than 1 silent duck at a time. This would also be known as fisting a girls ass and pussy at the same time, or double fisting any orfice. (The silent duck is described in the movie Nymphomaniac 2)

Man, you'll never guess what I did last night..I flocked the shit outta this girl.
You did what???
Yes, 2 silent ducks at a time

by thehillshire March 28, 2015

floored

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.

"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."

by MacDillo January 1, 2009

flocked

Past tense of flock. Short for "friends locked" on Livejournal, a security setting that grants viewing access to approved members only.

I keep my pr0n flocked so my coworkers don't know how much I love teh buttsecks.

by coellcmu August 6, 2007

Floored

To be under the influence of THC to the point where it's physically and psychologically difficult to move to change the channel or switch the movie or get something to eat.

Dude...I have a frozen pizza we should heat up!

Dude...yes, make it happen.

No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.

by MothyrGoose August 26, 2009

flooded cave

When a male urinates inside the vagina or anus of a female or the anus of a male during sexual intercourse.

I had to piss so bad but I didnt want to stop fucking her so I have her a flooded cave.

by Erik L. July 25, 2006

flooded wrist

The act of having so much ice (jewelry) on your wrist that it seems to melt and cause a flood.

Hoppin' out with double G, they thinkin' I was Wop (Wop)
Flooded wrist, I got the Breitling loaded (ice)

by Lil' Kev April 9, 2017