Floating Colours

½ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed

Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!

Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.

by Hazique15 August 21, 2011

floating mexican

when you shit in tube sock, then take a piss on it, and then hit someone's head with it.

I had butt piss really bad last night, so so I decided to give Steveie Wonder a floating mexican except this one was a little sloppy.

by the Votee June 2, 2005

FLOATING

The act of taking a great shit that makes you feel 8+ more pounds lighter.

Person 1: Hey hows it going??

Person 2: Fantastic, I was just FLOATING a couple of minutes ago.

Person 1: You must feel good now!!

by ALI-G RESPECT September 19, 2009

Flotting

The act of ejaculating into your hands and flicking it from the fingertips over someone.

Kate didn't usually partake in flotting, but as the spunk started to fly she found she was quite enjoying herself.

by Gruff100 September 6, 2014

FaceBook Fronting

1. Its To Go FaceBook And To Make Lies About Your Real Life.

2. To Pretend To Be Something Your Not On Facebook.

3. To Be Fake On Facebook In Hopes That Others Will Belive You.

Noun.

Why Does Darius Always Say He is Been a Crip For Life On Facebook, I Remeber When We He Wanted To Be A Ninja Turtle. He Always Facebook Fronting, Will He Ever Learn.

Why Is Ms. Cleo Always Acting Super Religious On Facebook Like She Don't Curse Or Do Anything Wrong. She Be Sinning Just Like Rest Of Us, She Stays Facebook Fronting

by Morg Parks January 18, 2011

floating a boat

A way of smoking meth or coke.

Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.

Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.

by nikkkkkk October 30, 2012

floating kayak

When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.

Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.

Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.

by Punto Sanchez June 11, 2006