Flocked beard

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.

Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"

by Didgit$ June 29, 2016

Flock of Cocks

A large group of penises - usually forming during a gang-bang

Debra was happily surprised by the size of the Flock of Cocks.

by SIRKOALA February 22, 2022

Shit Flocking

The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.

I can't take a dump because two gentlemen from the 21st floor are shit flocking on the 4th floor.

by Baroliche December 15, 2008

Flock of Bats

Uncontrolled, violent and quite frightening bowel action, often obliterating the original finish of the toilet bowl. Similar to a Flock of Sparrows, but done with the lights out.

Christ, I had to shit in the dark in the en-suite so as not to wake the wife, and after that vindaloo it was like a flock of bats. My subsequent actions with the toilet brush were akin to the labours of Hercules.

by Jobsagoodun September 7, 2006

Kay Flock

faceofthebx (face of the bronx) Kay flock is a singer, rapper, controversial personality, musical artist, and media personality, and face of the bronx not Yus Gz 😭 .

Kay flock is doaebkgbgbabyy

by kdotaboogie March 9, 2022

flocculation

the socially deviant act of fornication with multiple farm animals. Considered by some, an irredeemable sin as it transcends common bestiality.

Bernie: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Since my last confession, I have engaged in flocculation with three sheep, big time. But only once."
Padre: "My son, for you, you sick little bastard, there can be no salvation!"

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 19, 2009

Floch

Floch Forster is a character from the show Attack on Titan. He's an overhated character, and very well written. However, many AOT fans, especially Armin stans, just watch from the surface and can't look past him being rude to Armin in S3. Overbound with Survivors Guilt, he later on becomes the leader of the Yeagerists. He also has juicy thighs.

Person 1: Floch is SO useless! Why was he the only one who survived?

Person 2: Yeah... You realize Floch is wondering that too...?

by namisluvr February 26, 2021