Flobese

When someone is awkwardly fat.

When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.

Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..

Flobese woman: hi i am here to sign up for jenny craig.

Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?

flobese woman: oh...

*leaves and goes to burger king.*

by Shegottadonk34567 April 24, 2010

flooshflag

to act like or be in a state of complete faggalicious fagtard-ness

Dude , stop being such a flooshflag

He was being a total flooshflag so we ditched his sorry ass.

by The Ziggulator November 8, 2007

floboe

1) flute + oboe. (usually used to describe a tone color blend of those 2 instruments) Alternatively, it can also be called the fluboe.
2)an oboe part played on flute.

The floboe solo was so in tune.
Floboes rule.

by I.C January 4, 2008

cum guzzling floosy

a girl who can suck two cocks at once while smoking a cigarette

after a few drinks she turns into a cum guzzling floosy

by Pubesfish March 11, 2004

Flobs

A person who is self-centered. All things done for others has an alterior motive, and a flobs usually doesn't accept defeat, even when it is inevitable. Also, a flobs is arrogant and views himself as higher than anyone else, regardless of the event/talent.

Wow that dude over there is acting like such a Flobs.

by Nobody443333 December 24, 2013

Floobs

This is how the Florence and the Machine fans - also known as Flows - call her boobs.

"- Oh my god ! Have you seen the What Kind Of Man music video ?
- Yeaaaah ! Dude, she's got such cute floobs"

by ShitFloSings February 17, 2015

flooshflag

1. Someone who contains no chase nor has any chance of ever attaining it.
2. A play on the word douchebag by switching the d and b for an f.
3. Similar to the French word mouche-mag where mouche means fly.

Damn, that flooshflag just gave up a date with kpg for some Halo 3.

by mister cow November 26, 2007