flaboca

FLABOCA Face Like A Bucket Of Crushed Assholes. Term used on a woman with extremely horrid facial features. With a face that would make the rear end of a baboon look like a strawberry cheesecake. A cow so rancid that the sheer sight of her makes you want to cough up the curry you had for lunch. Flaboca's can usually be found working at burger kings and often have an IQ of around 45 (it takes a pig around 50 to grunt)...

When I woke up next to that flaboca this morning, I checked under the cover to see if she was lying upsidedown. I realized then that I had to stop drinking tequilla.

by IRIS2BU June 22, 2009

Flobbit

A word that can be used in 2 different ways. It can be:
a. A name to call someone
b. An excalmation of aggravation

a. You are SUCH a flobbit!
b. FLOBBIT! I cut my hand!

by Dillpickle14 August 23, 2011

Flobbin

A stumbling and awkward attempt
Inherently hopeless and ending in failure.

MAN .my lip is so sore. Because early at work my boss gave me a fat lip.Now I'M A a "FLOBBIN" there.and my lips hurt.

by lefty midnight August 11, 2018

FLOBBING

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.

I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.

by Captain cognac August 30, 2020

Flobjob

A task that can only performed while high on stoli and coke

Barry wanted to fix the baggage claim but was unable to because it was a flobjob, so Joe came in and took care of it.

Joe was hired by the airport to handle all of the flobjobs

by D-O Double May 3, 2011

flobots

flobots are an awesome band with songs like handlebars,rise,jetpack way better then lil wayne cuz they rap about real stuff and make it sound good one of the best bands

go out and pick up flobots CD'S

by chillinabout July 6, 2008

floboe

a floboe is the combined instrument of the flute and the oboe. it's held upright like a flute, but has a bell at the end. it has half oboe and half flute keys. it can also be referred to as a pair of people, consisting of an oboe player and a flute player. it was created by my friend and me in sixth grade. she plays the oboe, and i play the flute. we are the floboes, and we both play the floboe. :)

-I play the floboe. (pertaining to the instrument)
-My friend and I are floboes. (pertaining to the group)

by FloboeLoverForever January 13, 2010