cum flinger

Someone who masterbates then throws their cum through the air with their hand, using a flinging motion. Usually aimed toward a wall.

Lazy ass Kenny has a wall full of cum stains. He's such a cum flinger.

jizz sperm

by R3AL T^LK November 22, 2015

Turd Flinger

A gay Brazilian man, living in Foster City that loves to throw feces at unsuspecting victims

Hey man, you can’t be a turd flinger with my new friends!

by d1rkd1ggler September 19, 2018

frozen flinger

made at home frozen foods that you would like to fling such as:

pizza's, waffles, or anything disc shaped that you can throw

can you throw me that frozen flinger

by ninemegs November 17, 2011

Dick Flinger

That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened

Look at that dick flinger he just showed me his dick on the playground

by Sellout President September 5, 2023

Butthole flinger

1) A funny, and immature insult commonly used by close friends.

2) A woman who tries to date your fictional husband

Hey what's up, Butthole fliger
I fucking hate Reptile simps, those Butthole flingers are trying to steal my husband.

by ilovereptilesacidickiss September 25, 2023

Flingers

“Flingers” is a term for married couples who partake in intermittent, part-time, sexual “swinger” activities and encounters. The term is a combination of “swinging” (married couples sharing sexual encountered with others outside their marriage) and “flings” (brief, meaningless, NSA sexual encounters). Whereas “swinging” is considered a lifestyle, “flinging” is more of a shared, naughty hobby of periodic trysts with others. Unlike typical “swinger” lifestyle couples, “flingers” do little to no planning/searching, putting very limited amounts of time/energy into finding other similarly inclined couples and singles. Instead, “flinders” are more casual in their approach, taking full advantage of sexual opportunities if and when they present themselves, usually during get-always - vacations, holiday celebrations, or weekends - when the married “flinger” couple is away from family and friends and free to kick back and be themselves.

“We hooked up with a couple of hot “flingers” we met at a bar this weekend. I think they’re visiting from Florida. Who knows- we never even got to know their names.”

“Honey, let’s play with some “flingers” tonight. I found a club nearby that’s popular with tourists.”

by RAM76er June 18, 2021

dinger flinger

Garage door opener

Is the dinger flinger in your car?

by Justanotherschmuck January 16, 2023