flinked

The word intentionally put there by William Golding on page 10 of "Lord of the Flies"

Out there, perhaps a mile away, the white surf flinked on a coral reef.

by enemy-spotted April 6, 2019

Sphincter Flinch

The reaction of your asshole to having cold toilet water splashed on it by a large piece of fecal matter hitting the water.

Damn, that turd was so big i gotta sphincter flinch AND half my ass cheek was soaked with water!

by Psypiral April 23, 2003

flinge

A vaginal mullet. An untrimmed beaver. Originates from the tongue twister "Fluffy Flange Fringe".

After cooking in the nude the nun found some flinge hair in her soup.

by Geoff Battle January 7, 2004

Flingering

The realisation that your fingers smell of something you've been doing to a young lady which you really shouldn't have been.

"Dude - I need to eat some cheese puffs right now. I'm flingering and I need to mask the smell"

by Malcolm Maison November 24, 2014

flincture

A small herbivorous meat eating animal found in sub absolute zero arctic climates. It was the sole food source of the native chininckture people for hundreds of years before it was discovered that flinctures were unedible.

Timmy Tommy can't eat flinctures because he is lactose and tolerant.

by Timmy Tommy October 29, 2007

Flinders University

Where South Australian students go when their first preference for University of Adelaide is denied.

"Aw man, I heard you didn't get into Adelaide Uni. So are you going to go to Flinders "University" or just forget about academia altogether?".

"Dude, I heard you put Flinders University as your first university preference. Were you trying to piss off your parents or something?".

by UofA Alumni March 9, 2011

flinker

Remote for TV. From a "Shoe" comic strip sometime in the 70's ???

Pass me the flinker.

by waterfeller April 4, 2007