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Flexersize

When one goes to the gym and flexes in the mirror rather than actually working out.
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Guy1 - wanna come to the gym with me?
Guy2 - no, go flexersize by yourself

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Andrew - Bro I just got back from the gym, got my swoll on.
Cory - Yea I saw you Flexersizing in the mirror.
Andrew - fuck you (walks away)
by cjtherriault July 29, 2009
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Flexosexual

Someone who gets horny for learning opportunities.
Ethan: God damn Matthew, I'm a flexosexual and I love when you talk about pre calc 12 while licking my anus. Give me that gyrogasm
by iamarobot June 18, 2019
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flextrician

An electrican that lacks real skill and or enthusiasm for doing a top notch job.

One who can't bend pipe or doesnt care about finished product
Bill is a real flextrician
by Nat weeb October 21, 2020
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flexyrexytrexy

the gayest person you’ll ever meet. spam posts on tiktok, and always has dyed hair.
you’re such a flexyrexytrexy
by flexyrexytrexy September 18, 2021
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flextris

A tetris cleared on the kill screen.

In Tetris, pieces fall faster and faster as you progress through levels.
Level 29 is known as the 'kill screen' in Tetris, because at that point the pieces fall so fast (one square per frame) that most humans can't keep up. Getting even single lines at that speed is incredibly difficult.
Clearing four lines at once, a "tetris", is extremely difficult. Someone who can play that well at that speed is probably a hypertapper anyway, and in any subelite competition will only be flexing.
Joe got a flextris after Bob had already topped out.
by ARSTNEIO April 11, 2023
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oofgang flexer

someone who has spent over 100 dollars is roblox

some who calls you poor in roblox
BoB: dude have you heard of frank he just bought one hundred thousand robux

Jason: geez why would anyone do that he must be a oofgang flexer
Frank: yeah you think that was a bad idea now but go on roblox and in that world I win
BoB: no one is going to play roblox with you frank I know I would beat you at building a minecraft castle
Jason: yeah build battle!
by BoB YurBoi yT January 22, 2019
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Pokémon Flexer

When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.
#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.
by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021
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