mewing kittens flatulence

When someone's pent-up farts sound like a squealing litter of mewing kittens.

I looked over to this dude in the movie theatre looking for some kittens but then I realized he had a bad case of mewing kittens flatulence!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

escalated flatulence

Farting at the top of an escalator so that the smell hovers at the peak of the escalator so everyone who goes up is forced to walk through a gateway of your poop particles

yo i pulled an escalated flatulence in the airport and there must have been 100 people coming up behind me. hahahah

by Evangee May 23, 2010

flattersulted

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions

"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010

flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams

Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015

Flatterus

„An excessive amount of gas release shortly after sex due to the relaxation of the intestines.“

In-Short: „Fart after sex because of relaxation“

„What a big flatterus“

by E.Sarpkaya December 23, 2022

flatulence

Euphemism for fart, blowing a binderfender, cutting a tile peeler.

Margie, when you have so much flatulence, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay home.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

Flatulence

Fancy word for fart.

I smell a flatulence.

by The neighboor December 17, 2012