Flapjack 

A cute blond female, with an extreme Asian fetish whom barks like a dog and meows like a cat frequently. Also prone to destroying entire bags of deep fried food in one sitting.

Yo, look at Flapjack over there getting flapjacked by those to Asian dudes.

Flapjack by Noodles123456 June 30, 2010

flapjack 

(noun) A soggy pancake that has been thrown at a wall (and sticks to it).

God, look at all the flapjacks in her living room. I wonder how much batter that took.

flapjack by Kendanium p March 8, 2008

flapjack 

to take someone's backpack and take out alll its contents then proceed to put the backpack inside out then put the contents back in. also to make it extra fun you can place the flapjacked backpack in a nearby garbage bin. 9 out of 10 times the person who got flapjacked will be pissed to the max.

today, me and zach flapjacked cindys backpack while she was in the bathroom. she was so pissed as we watched her from the window angrily putting her backpack back together

flapjack by backpack burglar September 13, 2009

Flapjack 

An idiot in one form or another that drives like a complete imbecile.

"c'mon Flapjack, get with the program and pick a damned lane!"

Flapjack by Ryan December 20, 2003

Flapjack 

Flapjack was created by the residents of the B Wing of the 3rd floor of Northern Arizona's McConnell hall. It is a term of endearment, but also a sharp tounged insult.

*Clay spills milk all over Jordan's Nintendo*

Damnit! Way to go flapjack!

Flapjack by Jordan Thomas November 15, 2004

flapjack 

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.

Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!

flapjack by KrazyLuke360 December 13, 2010

flapjack 

When you fuck a girl in her fat rolls.

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.

flapjack by DaFlapJacker March 17, 2016