Skip to main content

Flapjack

It is the female equivalent to Teabagging. It's when a girl puts her pussy lips on your forehead.
Man I passed out at a party and got Flapjacked by this girl
by Kelsthebom July 15, 2019
mugGet the Flapjackmug.

Flapjacking

To repeatedly flap from your belly to your back, while being naked in bed.
Jones: Do you know what Flapjacking is, in your bed?
Diesel: I don't wanna know.
by flyinghorses January 3, 2011
mugGet the Flapjackingmug.

Flapjacked

A variation on a pwn created at tl/fwi forum which constitutes the ownage or pwn of a poster who has been gotten to
That wasnt just pwnage, he's been flapjacked!
by =ID= July 8, 2009
mugGet the Flapjackedmug.

Flapjack

A woman's breast when lying on their backs appears flat and similar to a pancake or flapjack.
When my woman was flat on her back, all I saw were flapjacks!
by big daddy ron August 23, 2006
mugGet the Flapjackmug.

Flapjack

Similar to a butherface, although less extreme. Her body is above average, but her face is below average, therefore, you must flip her over to fully enjoy the sex. More extreme measures, ie the paper bag, are not necessary.
John: She'a a 5, I think you were a little liberal with the 6.5. She's kind of a butherface.
Eric: No she's not, cause a butherface is a stunning body and an awful face, she's got an okay body and a less than okay face.
John: Yea, you probably gotta flip her over to enjoy the sex though, like a pancake.
Eric: Yea you're right, she's not a butherface, she's a flapjack.
by Eric Gunn John Carney December 20, 2007
mugGet the Flapjackmug.

Flapjack

When a guy doesn’t want to take off his underwear to have sex so he pulls his penis out through the flap instead.
It’s so cold. Do you mind if I keep my briefs on?

No problem baby, gimme that flapjack.
by F00mp November 17, 2020
mugGet the Flapjackmug.

flapjacking

when somebody cooks up a fresh batch of hot steaming pancakes, coats them thoroughly with a layer of rich golden syrup, and then proceeds to firmly smack them on the exposed butt cheeks of an unsuspecting victim
dude were you flapjacking last night because i got flapjacked so hard that the aunt jemima waxed my butt hair
by dark crystal March 27, 2011
mugGet the flapjackingmug.

Share this definition