Flanders

The Dutch speaking region of the country Belgium. Inhabitants of this region are called Flemmings (No there isn't a country called "Flemm")The French speaking part of Belgium is called Wallonia.

You are a Lemming??
-No, I am a Flemming, inhabitant of Flanders, the Dutch speaking region of Belgium.

by Momma Roach October 9, 2005

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

flangerism

aneurism of the flange

our stacey had a flangerism last week!

by Big Rik! December 20, 2021

Ned Flanders

That one christian neighbor. He will make or break you.

Don't let his kindness fool you!

You: "Is that Ned Flanders?! Oh no! Hide my wife!"

Ned Flanders: "Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!" *Steals your wife*

by Kammilou May 1, 2022

stupid Flanders

An exclamation used when your actions go unexpectedly wrong and result in an extremely annoying situation; used to place the blame for the situation that you have caused yourself onto Ned Flanders.

*You're trying to assemble your backyard barbecue when you bump into your wheelbarrow full of bricks, and they fall into the wet cement*
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!

by Maxwell Longfellow December 10, 2006

Screw Flanders

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.

The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders

by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008

Flannery

First name for pretty Irish girls!

What's your name?
Flannery..
What?!
Flannery!

by mybliss January 5, 2010